get out of there cat. you’re not an ornament.
sssh he’s just fixing a light. tiny kitty electrician.
me during a math test
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL