my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from
1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT
2. UNDER A BRIDGE
3. DOLLAR TREE
4. MOM’S GARAGE
5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH
scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub
if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground
Me: okay wait time to watch my favorite vine of all time
My girlfriend: again?
Me: you don’t even know which one it is!
My girlfriend: the fuck my door one right?
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
Grab her booty
are u going to send me a taco
*likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*